fruitcrocs:

when a teacher asks you if you understand the work and you don’t 

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*gets 0 on the test*

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(via relahvant)



santatveit:

going back to school after a break is like when you pause a video game to go pee and when you come back you forget how intense and chaotic everything was when you paused it and the second you unpause it all your enemies collectively punch you in the face

(via sniffing)


dumbfricker:

The only thing going down on me is my GPA

(via trouserweasel)


lindsaylohoean:

me watching someone not drinking their drink when i’m really thirsty

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(via ruinedchildhood)



marginalising:

NOT EVERYTHING IS ABOUT A GOD DAMN RELATIONSHIP AND LOSING WEIGHT AND BEING BEAUTIFUL FOR GODS SAKE GO OUTSIDE AND ROB A STORE AND FEEL ALIVE AS YOU RUN AWAY FROM SECURITY

(via circumcising)



a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

thezetasession:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:


hesaidonlyoneword-run:
shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!


IM IMMORTAL

or you just died of old age or you were stuck with a needle (that has some poison.)

 L(⊙0⊙)」

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

thezetasession:

a-cumberbatch-of-cookies:

thelostnightingale:

imjustthecoffeeboy:

ariverrunsthroughtime:

hesaidonlyoneword-run:

shot on the tail bone? 

Bludgeoned to death on top of my head?

Stabbed in the elbow?

stabbed right the in center of my chest!

IM IMMORTAL

or you just died of old age or you were stuck with a needle (that has some poison.)

L(⊙0⊙)」